club meeting with my slaves


i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me

ah yes. i have pleased you

"Cracks are not always weaknesses. A life lived accrues in the cracks."

04-16 1,839 notes - via / source


tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.


No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!

04-16 3,965 notes - via / source

i was reading a fic on my phone when my mom called and then she asked to talk to talk to my brother too so i gave him the phone and then i realized i’d left my browser open and i forgot what the fic was and all i could think about while waiting for him to finish the call was WHAT IF THERE’S SMUT ON THAT SCREEN WHAT IF HE SEES IT WHAT IF HE JUST GLANCES AT THE SCREEN BEFORE GIVING IT BACK TO ME AND SEES THE WORD ERECTION OR SOME SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THEN

04-16 1 note - /


remember when mickey and ian slept on a double bed but used less than half of the space 

04-16 191 notes - via / source

He’s staying with me.

04-16 788 notes - via / source